++ ALL GIRL BIKER BAR - SouthernWolf.net


Posted on Thursday, March 01, 2012 @ 00:16:38 EST in Humor
by Southern

An  old, blind Texas cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker  bar by mistake.

He  finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack  Daniels.

After  sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,  'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde  joke?'

The bar immediately  falls absolutely  silent.

In a very deep,  husky voice, the woman next to him  says,

'Before you tell  that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that  you are blind, that you should know five  things:

1. The bartender is  a blonde girl with a baseball  bat.

2.. The bouncer is  a blonde  girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot  tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in  karate.

4. The woman  sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight  lifter.

5. The lady to your  right is blonde and a professional  wrestler.

Now, think about it  seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde  joke?'

The blind cowboy  thinks for a second, shakes his head and says,  'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five  times.

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